Wednesday, December 24, 2014


May joy and happiness snow on you, may the bells jingle
for you and may Santa be extra good to you! Merry Christmas!

Wish you a Merry Christmas and may this festival
bring abundant joy and happiness in your life!

You are special, you are unique; may your Christmas
be also as special and unique as you are! Merry Christmas!

Sending the warmest Christmas wishes to you and your family.
May God shower his choicest blessings on you and your family this Christmas.

It is that time of the year again, when you are thankful
for everything merry and bright. May this Christmas be a delight!
Wishing you a Merry Christmas!

• May all your days be merry and bright and may your
Christmas be white! Merry Christmas!

• May this Christmas be bright and cheerful and may the
New Year begin on a prosperous note!
• Here's wishing you all the joys of the season.
Wish you and your family a Merry Christmas!
• May this Christmas be so special that you never ever
feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

• Love, Peace and Joy came down on earth on Christmas
day to make you happy and cheerful. May Christmas spread cheer in your lives!

• Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply
religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.


Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presented you would rather not have received:

1. Thanks a lot!

2. My word! What a gift.

3. Well, well, well …

4. If I hadn’t put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly.

5. Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We’re always losing things around here.

6. It’s great; but I’m worried about the jealousy it may create.

7. Just my luck to get this, on the Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity.

8. Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5’s Witness Protection programme.

9. Frankly, I don’t deserve this.

10. Really, you shouldn’t have.


Christmas may be many things or it may be a few.
For you, the joy is each new toy;for me;
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and
more beautiful.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish
our friends a very merry christmas.
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying
snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.


Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season!
Season’s Greetings!
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas
you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind;
Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any
arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have
accrued during the past twelve months.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall,
the genial flame of charity in the heart.
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Top Collection of New Years SMS

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make
your regular annual good resolutions. 
Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
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For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
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We will open the book. Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.  
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Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar,
took his last drink and swore his last oath.
Today, we are a pious and exemplary community.
Thirty days from now, we 
shall have cast our reformation to the winds
and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings
considerably shorter than ever.
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People are so worried about what they eat between the New Year,
but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year
And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast,
And been bow'd to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently
pass'dWere as harsh as a prejudiced jury -Still,
fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.
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Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go,
for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
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Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw
on a bank where they have no account.
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Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.
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A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old,
and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains,
it ceases to be serviceable;
any little strain will snap it.
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But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty?
I live according to twenty-year-old habits.
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I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on
New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve,
smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system.
Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea
as you can't eat rationally but really
need to be free to consume whatever is necessary,
moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover.
I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions
began generally on January the second.
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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot.
Unless, of course,
those tests come back positive.
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We meet todayTo thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.
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One resolution I have made, and try always to keep,
is this: To rise above the little things.
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Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is 
the peal which rings out the Old Year.
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A happy New Year! Grant that IMay bring no tear to 
any eyeWhen this New Year in time shall endLet it be said I've played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.
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It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
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We spend January 1 walking through our lives,
room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done,
cracks to be patched. Maybe this year,
to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives...
not looking for flaws, but for potential.
EnglishMay all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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Time has no divisions to mark its passage,
there is never a thunder-storm or blare of
trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells 
and fire off pistols.
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I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans
, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life,
is too much of a daily event for me.
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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, 
of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for 
promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
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Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
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Sunday, September 26, 2010

The Software Engineering

The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female software engineers is on the order of 15 to 1. This makes it pretty easy for women to find potential mates among their peers. However, software types have a well-earned reputation for being… a little strange.

While discussing the prospect of working in the software industry, one woman commented to another: “The odds are good, but the goods are odd.”

Microsoft -Condoms

First man: “You know, I hear Microsoft is going to start making Condoms.”

Second man: “That gives a whole new meaning to the words, ‘General Protection Fault.’”

Hey Shopkeeper

Customer:Hey Shopkeeper i want some curtains for my computer
Shopkeeper:Why do u need curtains for your computer ????
Customer:Oh you don’t know my computer has windows