Sunday, December 24, 2017

CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presented you would rather not have received:



1. Thanks a lot!

2. My word! What a gift.

3. Well, well, well …

4. If I hadn’t put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly.

5. Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We’re always losing things around here.

6. It’s great; but I’m worried about the jealousy it may create.

7. Just my luck to get this, on the Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity.

8. Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5’s Witness Protection programme.

9. Frankly, I don’t deserve this.

10. Really, you shouldn’t have.

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