Q n A Celebrities

Q. How come Mike Tyson�s eye’s water during sex?
A. Mace
Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?
A. She doesn’t, she eats out!
Q. Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
A. Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
Q. What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair….and O.J walked!
Q. What’s white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A. George Michael’s latest release.
Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A. Hugh Grant.
Q. What’s the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A. A microwave stops when you open the door.
Q. How did Helen Keller’s mother punish her?
A. By rearranging the living-room furniture.