Blonde Shampoo

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.
On the third floor a man gets on who’s perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor.

Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, “Someone should give him Head & Shoulders.”

To which the blonde replies, “How do you give Shoulders?”

Blonde Puzzle

A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them.

The gals lift their glasses and toast, “Here’s to 51 days!” and they proceed to down their drinks.

Once again, they tell the bartender to “line ‘em up”, and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender says, “I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?”

One of the blondes explains, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box ‘2-4 years,’ but we finished it in 51 days!”

Blonde Test

The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes for heads, and no for tails.

Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.

During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

“I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I’m rechecking my answers.”